/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

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>>12641 (OP) 
ASHLEY ALLS I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

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I FEEL LIKE IM MICHAEL J FOX

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>>12644
THIS IS HIGHLY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE PEOPLE OF MOROCCO

>>12644
>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

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Nigga

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easy..... easy....

>>12648
*  NIGGER 

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>>12652
just because it's an image board doesn't mean it's /pol/ or /b/, we love blacks on this board

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>>12652

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>>12653
I love blacks in real life (pic related)

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>>12657
no ghei please it hurts my sensibilities

>>12644
I don't need a time machine to see that you're in my future, so let's set a date and I promise to have you back in time.

>>12661
Like back in time before the police find you, or back in time for Ashley to watch Dreamybull's next cam show? Two totally different time frames we're talking about here.

>My servers are hosted in Morocco. Please stand by.

a  6.8 magnitude earthquake strikes Morocco
lol Ashley with no chill



but I know the REAL reason the board is a sahkin.
You either left your vibrating microphone ontop of the server

or your fat, ugly fat ass of a husband is near the server and is angry hes run out of breakfast burritos and is cracking a wobbly

>>12664
You're over thinking it. Nikocado farted and we're all still feeling the shart heard around the world.

>>12661
Corny ass white boi. U betta buy me a cruise trip to the Bahammas with that EBT card mhmmmm okaaaay catch me in the hot tub with my t-shirt on haaaay

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>>12665
>Nikocado farted and we're all still feeling the shart heard around the world.

welp time to masturbate for the 5th today...

ASHLEY TURN OFF YOUR DAMN VIBRATOR!

>>12671

Bros... what if she is in the midst of one of her famous 8hr gooning sessions?!?!

what if she is doing it ontop of her server hence the board vibrating???

ngl bros fr fr fr no cap, dat do be kinda hot tbh tbh fam

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i pioneered shakey shake with this .gif

>>12677
Nah i did the shakey first

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>>12671
Naw, now this is a vibrator.

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>>12681
Naw mate that's just some constracktion equeepment. That's not a voibrata, THIS is a voibrata!

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>>12682
absolute rippa of a post!

>>12662
Back in time to milk your mom in the barn the following morning.

>>12667
More like catch you in the pasture eating haaaay you fat ass heifer.

Cowabunga, dudes!

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>>12641 (OP) 
I just got here from clicking random stuff while taking a shit. Had no idea who Ashley is but this bitch is pretty funny.

What do you think of my artwork? Tried making a thread but it's locked.

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Current board theme 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZOYt5kH9Q

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>>12682
Heh, heh, you read my mind, that's what I was intimating. I miss Paul Hogan

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>>12691
Bloody hell, ya flamin galah, I thought he died or something. nearly made me shat me dacks
Crikey ya scallywag gonna have a frothy to calm meself down before i bash my shiela

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>>12694
>golden throat charmer
....P-piss?

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>>12694
I'll waltz my matilda with you anytime, mate.

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>me the Vim chad, unaffected by the boards shakes as i use Vim to type out all my posts before pasting them into the post form

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current board moment

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>>12686
This dude looks like Gnorm the gnome I swear to god

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>>12697
I bet you could set up a custom key map to dump your entire buffer to xclip or something to make it even easier
It's a good idea to make a habit of doing this before entering text into any browser-based form, that way your keystrokes can't be logged as you type them (not necessarily here, but most search engines capture your keystrokes for a search before you even hit enter, for example). It can also help prevent accidental loss of whatever you typed, since you're creating a local copy rather than trusting some server to not lose everything you've done after you hit "submit" or whatever

>>12698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

Now I get it Ash lol n1

>>12706
i too get it now but because i watched the news today and apparently there was an 7 magnitude earthquake in Morocco lol

>>12699
What does this dude look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY7UB7lnwkA