/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>12000 (OP) 
27 minutes too late.

damnit lol. I even got out of my warm cozy bed at 6:30 am to check the board
well anyways grats on ur GET.
Here is what i was planing on post for my GET, hope everyone enjoys it :)

>>12002
Good stuff, I had no idea Weird Paul was on Cameo, you must've spent a fortune getting him to sing a song for Ashley.

>>12002
Damn, you should be a little more aggressive. If you had come a little earlier, made a few cheap posts, and take this >>12000 (OP)  GET simply and elegantly. But it turned out good anyway, well done for posting this.

>>12000 (OP) 
I am furious. I need a smoke now.

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>>12002
THANK YOU.

>>12007
get a haircut, hippie

>>12008
Sure, I'll get a haircut when you get a wife that actually loves you, Barry.

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>>12002
>Wow, the sound quality SO GOOD!

>>12002
holy shit lol. did you give him a link to her site or just explain stuff for him to put in the song or what?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Weird_Paul%22_Petroskey
https://www.youtube.com/@weirdpaulp/videos

>12003
It doesnt cost that much for just a basic message. Youre limited to 250 characters but for like $15 USD you can double that which his what i did so I could fit everything into it

>>12005
The GET game is ruthless! I went to bed and the board was at about 11973 posts, I figured if I wake up early in a few hours and check I might be able to get it. But alas, I woke up, went to the board list and saw 12000 posts 11 minutes ago! oh well, its no big deal, Im just not a GETTER

>>12007
Im so glad you like it! I remember a lil while back in cytube you said that he makes Cameo's so I made a mental note of it since I know how much of a fan of his you are. I cant buy American gift cards, so this a way of showing thanks for all the great videos youve entertained us with and community you've built here. Love ya work!... mophead!
I didnt write the song, just gave him some instructions like to say "sorry you didnt get teh get, heres a song for you" then I just listed a bunch of your qualities and interests of yours like being creative, your sense of humour, how much you like horse dildos vintage tech, etc etc
He really did an amazing job of arranging it all into a song that flows well.
oh and fun fact: this was actually the second time I submitted something to him. A while back i asked him to sing a song I wrote about Derricks mum (well its a cover of a song, I just swapped some lyrics around) but he declined it. Possible because it mentions STDS... anyways I might try and record that myself, SPoiler alert: I cannot fucking sing, so be warned... or play guitar really.
Anyways, really glad it made you cry and you liked it!

>>12013
I wanted to mention her site, but didnt want to push my luck and get rejected by Weird Paul for a second time (you would think Im used to older men rejecting me :S ), plus I hit the word limit in my submission. I did have to explain to him what a GET was though

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>>12000 (OP) 
🎶I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up winning
I knew right from the start
You'd put an arrow through my heart🎶

Say, those aren't Panda Express sauce packets. You do eat at Stinky Chink's. You're going to get me food from there next. I'm gonna rape that buffet like a Mongolian. You'll just have to wait your turn.

>>12007
I know how you feel. I felt the same way when this egirl I stalk surprised me with McDonald's.

>>12009
I prefer your hair when it's a mess. I liked how your hair was in the my adventure video. If you get it cut, go with the style you had in the tubgurl video.

>>12012
She's the perfect woman. She can be white, latina or asian.

>>12012
sound quarity*

>>12002
What are the chords he plays?