/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

>>11000 (OP) 
My dumbass thought it was four 0's only. Otherwise I would have actually tried. Congrats!

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HOW DARE YOU DERRICK

>>11002
It will be four zeroes again after 9,000 more posts

god damn it!

The 30min window where i had to go out and do fucking irl shit and i miss the GET
Im legit pissed off

had my post planned out and everything
fuck you retards for posting whilst I was gone, you all fucking conspired against me to help that lil faggot fuck derrick get another GET

im gonna go neck myself
bye

>>11004
Wow you look really scary and you must have won the WWE championship at least two times by the looks of those belts. I would be shitting myself if I was Derrick. No way would I want to piss off a guy like you, with those large muscles which could strangle you or keep you safe depending on your mood and the situation. You must be so angry and mad. You probably need a way to release your frustration. Perhaps on someone weak and with a loose butthole? Like me?

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>>11000 (OP) 
I was trying to get it but I had to leave McDonald's so I didn't get locked inside again and as I was leaving, I had to take a shit so I had to walk to the Waffle House. I should have just crapped my pants.

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>>11004
Im tired of this

That was my GET!
MY PRIZE!
MY DREAM!
MY LEGACY!!!!!!!

AND YOU ALL STOLE IT FROM ME

Each post since the last GET was all made at the right time, all synched up so when I had to leave my house for 34minutes for the first time in a week, the GET had to happen. just to FUCK me over!!!

I cant take this anymore!
as soon as a finish this delicious peanut butter sandwich on wholemeal bread, its over for me bros

OVER RED ROVER!

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>>11011
Well youre probably dead by now but its me derrick and i dont care that you lost. I would kill myself too if i had to eat a sandwich that pathetic.

>>11011
The sandwich here is honestly sadder than the rope or the rubber fuckpussy

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>>11004
Well well well if it isn't the big dog, the hound of justice, the juggernaut, the powerhouse, Leakee Joe, Luther's long lost cousin, THE guy, sufferin suckotash, the samoan badass, the head of the table, the tribal cheif, Roman Reigns.. ya see, in this business, its dog eat dog...and Derrick just milked your bone

>>11004
>>11017
I'LL KILL YOU BOTH BEFORE YOU GET 12000

>>11011
>he doesn't use surf
Hope the rubber doesn't snap over your fat ass retard

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>>11019
FORGOT MY FILE
FUCK

>>11012
>>11014
Guys be nice. It's reasonable to want to do something painful as you're killing yourself, such as eating a seriously shitty looking sandwich. RIP.

>>11020
>look up surf
>it's some normie "privacy respecting" browser addon that gives you "points" you can use for discounts or COUPONS from "your favorite brands" fucking kek
>youcantbeserious.jpg
is this post some kind of advertisement?

>>11022
oh shit bitch is that a new flag

>>11023
It's called surf browser, it's suckless software. Software that sucks less. It's too minimalist for midwits like you

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>>11025
No need to be a cunt anon, I've heard of suckless but forgot that was the name of their browser. If you haven't masturbated yet today I'm sure picrel can help you.

>>11027
I'll have you know I just masturbated to this >>11003 and I blame Ashley for posting the fart horny again

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>>11029
I like how irritated and indignant her voice is

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>>11011
>>11012
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>>11022
Hey everyone, sad news...

so I went off to contemplate on going thru and roping myself over not getting my prized GET.
A few hours later, when i came back to my room, I found the plate empty and my delicious sandwich had gone.
he drank all my liquor bottles and ran off somewhere. No doubt because of the mean comments he read about himself on here.
The poor guy probably jumped off a bridge somewhere, and is now floating down river, a broken, soggy mess of a sandwich.
Whilst I can take a joke, some others cant, please be careful what you say to people online. 
Cyber bullying is a serious issue.
Thankyou for reading this post.

>>11000 (OP)  congratulations on another successful GET btw Derrick, unfortunately it cost me a friend.

>>11045
At least he had good taste in drinks...  RIP in peace to the six-time Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns

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>>11045