/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

Could you please change the background of /ashleyj/ to something less straining to the eyes?

Yeah the background is very bright.

>>38290
>>38291
>I made /ashleyj/ very ugly and terrible to use because I made a new board
Can you guys at least pretend to have read the OP.

>>38292
It's difficult given the aforementioned issue.

>>38293
>not using ctrl+a to use the board
sure thing pleb

>>38294
You are such a contrived individual.

>>38294
And with all respect, I would've expected you to be a bit more sympathetic to eye strain, given you wear contact lenses.

>>38290
>>38291
>settings (top right corner)
>Disable board custom CSS

>>38298
Okay, much better. I thought I needed to wear sunglasses.

>>38298
you sure? not working for me..?

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>>38288 (OP) 
>see this board

You’re a normie.

Normies are the only ones who ruin boards, and that’s exactly what you’re doing.

Everything was fine until you crawled back and started trying to run shit again. 

You should have stuck to making content. All you have done is ruin your own community and blame others for it.

You clearly want to be seen for something that you're not and you need to fuck off back into obscurity already.

The only reason anyone is here is because they secretly want to fuck your holes. No one gives a shit about your antiquated hobbies.

You ethots are all the same. Rose couldn't even get a fucking game to work on her livestream and she has a fucking degree. Who else here would have had any trouble getting Deus Ex to run? Absolutely nobody.

You could have let some of use manage this board and things would run a lot smoother but no you're more concerned with censoring things that don't align with your misguided worldview and destroying your community.

Wtf is your problem?

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>>38302
Strange, going on settings on /ashleyj/ worked fine, but now it's not showing up.
Regardless, go to
https://tubgurl.com/boards.html
and repeat the instructions, video attached for reference.

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>>38303
The will of the people have spoken!
Ashley Jones, tear down this board!

>>38303
triggered

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She's going to look like the orangutan in >>38288 (OP)  soon. Didn't she mention her hair falling out?

>>38303
I'm simply making /dukeitout/ a place free of simpery. If that is upsetting to you, you still have /ashleyj, /r9k/, and /agatha2/ to discuss the good ol' days of the cute 15 year old e-girl you wish was still an unmarried virgin.

But that is a very tired topic and I don't use my websites for validation, so instead I make my websites revolve around my interests. There are plenty of women who do like this type of validation. Instead of being upset that I am not that, I suggest to go find someone who is.

>The only reason anyone is here is because they secretly want to fuck your holes. No one gives a shit about your antiquated hobbies.
I would agree if the person found me from 4chan/4chan related places such as yourself. However, my TopLoadedDuke Peertube account has 577 subscribers, which is pretty rare for Peertube (from what I've seen). Most of these subscribers are from federated networks. Mostly "piefed.social". It's only logical that some users on open source federated networks have an interest in vintage technology. Whether my interests are popular by other's standards isn't really a concern for me, though. I just write and post what I like. Therefore, I made a board which fits my interests more than /ashleyj/.

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>/dukeitout/

>>38303
ok unc

>>38307
I've never seen this picture of Ashley before, is it OK if I save it?

>>38313
>you wish was still an unmarried virgin
Ah yes, lonely, avoidant, codependent, and afraid of intimacy and relationships. You're every man's fantasy. If you're anything as you portray yourself, your husband is definitely only tolerative of you because you're the best he can get. He'd totally be stepping out on you if he wasn't so desperately trying to hold onto his living situation by having to consistently try to step on you. You need a better offensive coordinator to run plays for you because you have no game. Put me in, coach. If you would've put me in 4th quarter, we'd have been state champions. No doubt, no doubt in my mind.

Ashley you could've made this board look even more ugly by having a collage of scat images for the background.

>>38319
Is that you always posting the scat?

>this board
https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=tgJbDleeoW4

>>38288 (OP) 
>approaching 30s
>becomes religious
After riding the meme courousal, Ashley decided she's done with the soyboys and is now looking to settle down for the right fans who are interested in Jesus and technology.

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>something's happening and a lot of people are mad about it
loving this

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>>38318
>lonely
I'm not lonely by any means. Women are socially accepted much more than men. Women can't be lonely.
>avoidant
>codependent
I'm also neither of these.
>afraid of intimacy and relationships
I have no clue where you're coming to these conclusions, but this one is most inaccurate. Picrel. If you truly think I'm "afraid" of intimacy/relationships, then you are only telling yourself that in order to protect this idea that I am a mentally ill lonely virgin incapable of finding love which seems like projection, because you need that to be the reality in order to feel like there is a chance. How much longer can you really tell yourself this?
>You're every man's fantasy.
I'm the fantasy for 35 year old virgins, by what I have experienced. Going by statistics, most of these male admirers must come from Utah. https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/virgins-by-state.

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>>38326
>Women are socially accepted much more than men. Women can't be lonely.
So true. Thank you for acknowledging the male loneliness epidemic.
Now, let's discuss reparations.

>>38326
Uh actually I'm from Soy Dakota

in utah they're virgins because of polygamist rape cultists. in sd we're just slow

>>38327
>wearing a black penis tip as your hat

>>38330
Utah has the highest male virginity because all the Chads are wifing up multiple 16 year olds. The normies don't even get pussy crumbs.

>>38331
Degenerate cuck of swine, fantasing about black penises wherever you look.

>>38332
This is so true which is why the virgin rate is 95% just like the website said

>>38333
If the hat was pink you would think it looked like a beautiful cut white juicy penis head

>>38334
I'm going to move to Utah to bring the percentage up, by a lot!

>>38337
I'm going to rape everyone in Utah. Not even the men will be virgins anymore.

>>38338
Oh boy oh boy! Wait for me!

>>38326
Well, it's good that you prefer hanging out with 35 year old virgins. Now you have a like community to discuss your hair loss with.

I don't know about you guys, but I would find it very embarrassing for me to talk about losing my virginity. I actually feel less embarrassed about me being a virgin. Penis erections also last a very short time, lasting only a few seconds. Sexual intercourse is very overrated.

>>38326
>avoidant
A man who rejects a woman is called an avoidant by a woman got rejected by him. Just because man rejects a woman whom he is not interested in.

>>38342
>I would find it very embarrassing for me to talk about losing my virginity.
People can't avoid displaying it. Wearing wedding rings, having kids. It's part of life for people that don't live in Utah.
>Penis erections also last a very short time, lasting only a few seconds
This is a medical issue. Go see a doctor.

>>38313
> discuss the good ol' days of the cute 15 year old e-girl 
I actually think you look better now.

>>38346
She's about to get fat like her mom.

>>38347
2 more weeks and the wall will hit... just wait! 2 more weeks...

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>>38347
>>38348
I think she looked a lot better in her newer videos than she did in those short videos she made 10 years back.
I am ready for MILF Ashley. Ms Jones, call me when you hit 30.

>>38345
>People can't avoid displaying it. Wearing wedding rings, having kids. It's part of life for people that don't live in Utah.

Yes but I still prefer my virginity. I wouldn't want a woman to have power over me.

>>38351
Cope. Are you telling me if a bunch of women surrounded you and caressed your abs and chest begging you to fuck them, you wouldn't do it?

>>38352
He would cream his pants before they unzipped him.
t. premature ejacer

>>38353
Yeah, I can't blame guys for calling themselves voluntary celibate because I used to be like that as well, but the reality is if you had bitches begging you to fuck them, you're not going to go
>oh geez golly im not about that lifestyle!
It's inceligent guys overengineering lifestyle choices, they THINK they're voluntary celibate, and they use that as a cope to not pursue dating either due to fear of failure or finding out they're actually involuntary celibate.
We're talking women, no straight guys can resist women. You can resist video games, drugs, alcohol, etc. You can't resist hoes.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a virgin, but be honest. What's this "I would prefer to keep my virginity"? No, you wouldn't, what are you? A priest? "I wouldn't want a woman to have power over me", you're a human being, not a praying mantis, you're not going to get gobbled up after sex.
Just say "I haven't found the right woman to be intimate with", but to suggest you want to keep your virginity at all? I'm not buying it.

>>38352
No, I personally wouldn't, it wouldn't happen at all actually. But this is just me. I'm sure some men would probably enjoy it. I understand that a lot of men desire to be touched and controlled by women. A lot of men have the urge for sex while a lot of women have the urge for power.

>>38352
>if a bunch of women surrounded you and caressed your abs and chest begging you to fuck them, you wouldn't do it?

Would you?

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>>38355

>>38356
Yes.

>>38353
Nope, And I have never had premature ejaculation.

>>38354
I was just joking chill bro

>>38365
No need to be ashamed.

>>38355
your either a liar or a faggot

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>>38347
>She's about to get fat like her mom.
God I hope so

>>38379
back off busta, the fat latinx kween belongs to me!

>>38379
Is that you mini jimmy?

>>38377
KEK. I love how women get mad when a man is strong and independent. They get upset when they become a want and not a need for a man. How dare a man use the, my body my choice logic. They get mad when you tell them, you can't get any of this. It hurts there ego and desire for power. Some woman don't want to understand that a minority of men are not submissive. There are men who are ether cooperative or dominant as well, but this is a hard pill for them to swallow because it hurts there ego.

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>>38288 (OP) 
Why's Duke Nukem's name in the /dukeitout/ banner covered in shit?

>>38389
It's Ashes. I have a feeling that mini is still posting Anonymously.

>>38388
That is not a woman you are talking to. Imagine being this protective over your virginity. This is the biggest cope ever.
>IM LE INDEPENDENT I DONT NEED NO WOMAN
You are sexless and a genetic failure.

>>38391
>You are sexless and a genetic failure.
No, You don't even know me let alone my genetics or sex life you creep. I smell mini jimmy!

>>38394
Nope none of these posts are mine. You're so delusional and pathetic it's sad. Is mini jimmy in the room with you now? There is nothing you can do to me. Im actually looking forward to how far you're willing to go with this. Maybe you'll see mini jimmy at the bottom of a pool.

>>38395
>Is mini jimmy in the room with you now? 
Mini Jimmy's soooooo fat, he's in everyone's room!

>>38395
>Maybe you'll see mini jimmy at the bottom of a poo
That's more like it.

>>38396
your mom is in everyone's room

>>38397
Aren't you brown?

>>38395
>Maybe you'll see mini jimmy at the bottom of a pool.
This makes no sense but thats on me for trying to understand trailer trash.

>>38404
he's suicidebaiting

>>38405
I thought he was saying he weighs too much to be buoyant and would sink

>>38395
> I smell mini jimmy!
>Nope none of these posts are mine. 

mini jimmy detected!

>>38307
>>38347
Stop making false claims mini jimmy. Are you still upset at Ashley?

>>38406
Both can be true.

>>38326
Republican states appear to have the most virgins, why is that?

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/virgins-by-state

>>38412
Western conservatives believe in the
>NOOOO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!
But they forgot the part where people are supposed to get married before they reach their 20s.

>>38413
Why do you consider virginity to be such a taboo?

>>38414
I don't. I'm a virgin too. I'm a virgin because I haven't found a woman worth being intimate with. That's not the same thing as wanting to keep a hold onto your virginity no matter what.

To everyone who jumped ship: 'I told you so'.

>>38416
nigga what the fuck you talkin' about?

>>38405
Mini Jimmy masturbates to suicide?

>>38416
Elaborate

>>38417
>>38419
I'm a massive homosexual and I love to take big cocks up my ASS!!!

>>38421
OMG ME TOO ME TOO!!

>>38422
Same here! We should have a penis CUMbaya!

>>38423
My asshole is like a PINHOLE!!! Who can fit it in?! My POOPIES are like little SNAKES!!

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>>38424
The question isn't who can, but rather, how many?

>>38288 (OP) 
Couldn’t you just have cut your hair? That’s what every other girl does. Instead no, you are doing this gay shit.
kpop fan please, 
Don’t bite the hand that feeds.

>>38426
>feed
Huh? We don't donate anything to her, what do you mean by feed?

>>38426
wut?

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>>38427
She accepts gift cards to fast food chains like the Chinese delicacy, Panda Express. What is your favorite fast food meal, tubsissies?

For me, it’s the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, “Wow, three for free!” and the nice friendly McDonald’s worker laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-for-free!”.

Now the staff greets me with “hey it’s 3-for-free!” and ALWAYS give me three packets. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald’s restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I’m in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it’s delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>38433
Wow! That's so cool! I know she accepts giftcards, but I was under the impression she hasn't recieved anything for a long long time!
It's so COOL you get three sauce packets for free! What's your secret? How did you manage to get them to hand over such sacred goods for nothing?!

I live near a KFC, and I was starving, I had no money in my pockets. I went up to the KFC worker, and I said "Please sir, nigga's hungry! I'll let you fuck me up the ass for some chicken wings!" and the KFC worker said laughed and said, "I'm going to call you bum-for-fuck!"

Now, anytime I go outside, people say "Look! It's bum-for-fuck!" and they ALWAYS fuck me up the ass! It's such a fun and cool experience! I get fucked up my ass 14 times a week, when I leave my house I get fucked, and on my way back home.

Sometimes, I even get fucked in the middle of the day! So cool, right!?

I even fuck my own ass with my big long cock, it's extravagant! What a great cock I have!

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>>38434
You must be the one that makes the sauce for my McChickens?!

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>>38435
Correct.

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>>38435
How would you rate my Chicken McCUM?

Based on the quality of this thread, I support Ashley's decision to rightfully segregate the simps and retards into their own lime-green version of hell. The only better choice would have been deleting the board entirely.

>>38433
Panda Express is bland tasting. They are only famous for their orange chicken. I used to go there for the orange chicken and honey sesame chicken but I can make my own at home that tastes way better. If you want decent Chinese food you have to go to a Chinese restaurant run by a Chinese family that doesn't skimp on ingredients and portions. Don't go to Chinese restaurants in the hood because they skimp on ingredients and douse their food with msg and salt or else the blacks won't eat it because it tastes like white people food.

To get a decent McChicken you have to find a McDonald's that has whites working in the kitchen. I guarantee you that the McChicken in picrel was assembled by a black guy. I worked at a McDonald's and the blacks always made fun of me and this other white guy because we cooked and assembled the food properly. There was a quality control person from McDonald's corporate and he could actually have employees fired for not doing their job and everyone I worked with was afraid of this guy. After I left McDonald's I changed my name to his name in the McDonald's app and on DoorDash and my orders are never fucked up.

>>38438
>segregate
nigga, we finna be posting on BOTH boards. You can't contain me!! Whats all dis talk about segregation!?