/ashleyj/ - Ashley Jones

This could've been posted in the Valentine's Day thread.

>>18874
This is the Valentine's Thread

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I don't know which thread to post in

>>18877
I deleted my thread so post it here

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>>18879
How bout we fill the empty heart?

Hey so are we doing a Valentine's day card for Ash this year or nah? Someone should get that started

>>18881
You can never fill your empty heart

>>18883
Dude, mine has been empty for years and I'm married so...

>>18882
No weve done too many cards. 

Post your wrapped present. We all know she doesnt like unwrapped things.

>>18874
This could've been posted in the Valentine's Day thread.

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>>18888
You're right, let's give her what she really wants.

>>18889
What are you, a fucking bot? You said that a dozen times. There is no valentine's day thread, tardfag.

>>18891
fuck i forgot to spoiler it and I'm too lazy to repost it

>>18892
This could've been posted in the Valentine's Day thread.

This could've been posted in the Valentine's Day thread.

Honestly bros this stuff should really be in the Valentine's Day thread

Could this have been posted in the Valentine's Day thread? Oiled muscles and a guy giving you a repair job, what more does a girl want?

I don't know if you knew this but in Back to the Future 2
>George McFly was not played by the original actor, Crispin Glover.
>Marlene McFly, Marty's daughter from the future was played by Michael J. Fox himself

dont cream yoself

Much love <33 open for a sweet surprise
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/attachments/3502/3502160-cc889f3e5cd7020ce2804443d1e3ee31.jpg

Love is in the air. I feel like experimenting.

Are you guys ready to try an experiment?

Oh my god I'm so sorry I thought it would be much funnier

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Here are the images I used if anyone else wants to try making a duke x kevin baby.

It occurs to me that for what I was trying to accomplish here, merging their faces into a baby, there was no need to look up kevin sorbo shirtless Not 100% sure I'm gonna delete these pics either

>>18903
yeah bit of a disappointment, so here fixed it.

>>18904
>shirtless Kevin Sorbo
umm bros.... I feel strange...

>>18900
Damn I creamed

>>18902
>>18903
>>18907
Why does Kevim Nukems baby look so mulatto? Is it Mexican? Is this how Ashley was made?

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Hihihi

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>>18911
Wait, if Kevin Nukem is a hybrid of Kevin Sorbo and Duke Nukem, he's his own guy. So how does he have a baby? Maybe he's SO masculine he doesn't even need women, he just cums babies

Here you go Ashley

>>18915
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NO NO NO NO

>>18916
kek

>>18914
Is cumming your own babies a little pedophilic? Think about it, you're orgasming onto a baby as it's coming out of you. I can't believe Ashley idolizes a pedophile.

>>18919
Moms are pedophiles because they make babies touch their vaginas. I am a victim.

>>18920
It's weird to think that my dick has literally been deep inside my mom's pussy. I've fisted my mom's pussy. I've toe-fucked my mom's pussy. AND SO HAVE ALL OF YOU.

The only way out is if you're a C-section baby.

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I spent 2 minutes making this. Hope you like it...

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>>18932
Is that Danny Trejo?

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>>18935
Danny is one bad ass.

https://youtu.be/S6dAJzX1EbM

>>18940
Love is love. The gov't has no business being in the bedroom. What two men do in a truck stop restroom is no one's business.

Ashley’s favorite video game where you get to meet and have gay sex with Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin

When you’re out of fresh clothes so you wear your Halloween costume.

>>18955
Still in my backlog.

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>>18956
I know right

>>18957
I found an ad inspired by Taz, featuring Hitler and the boys
https://www.adsoftheworld.com/campaigns/mass-murderer

>>18935
How I imagine Ashley’s dad looks like. Also my second assessment

Girls love Skittles, right?

Ashley being Ashley

>>18938
Yeah cause it’s usually white skinheads who are  a pain in everyone’s ass on public transport.

>>18975
Sort of. For me its white meth addicts who youre afraid will get their spit droplet in your eye and next thing you know youre taking a bus straight to Aids Treatment Ville.

When I tell a faggot to go fuck himself and he takes it literally:

What the members of the board have to offer to Ashley:

>>18995
Weird thing to have saved on your computer

>>19007
I found this and a bunch of others in chat groups with friends who post all sorts of nasty shit. I specifically dug these up because I've heard a certain someone likes to watch them so I fail to see why we're passing judgment all of a sudden.

>Each day up until Valentine's Day and beyond we will post spoilered images for you to "unwrap". We'll post any images we think you like, fan art, edits, gay porn, whatever we think will make you smile.
Wasn't the point of this thread posting shit Ashley likes?
I try to cheer her up like the rest of people under this thread AND I have to put up with this shit?

>>19012
triggered

>>18915
lol wtf Kevin Sorbo is an aids riddled fag?

What a cool magic trick

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>>19044
kek. I knew something was up but did not expect that

How I imagine meeting Ashley would be like.

>>19026
sad butt true

>>19067
Heh
What engine is this?

Is this the original Tub Gurl?

Football season, Yaaaay!

>>19076

>>19073

>>19073
When I see things like this I just imagine them as a kid. Ok, that sounds really wrong. What I mean is, it's weird to imagine that an innocent young kid would grow up to do these things. I've seen this video before, it just makes me angry.

>>19076
Disgusting. Also anger inducing for a number of reasons. Anyways, I heard Mexicans hatch out of those soccer balls and that's how soccer players are born.

>>19067
Now THAT'S better. Finally something with a little class. His gay porn name is Herpules.

>>19084
assley, hushup. you know you hear that horse cock calling for you from the closet. every little girl wants a pony. you're only angry your daddy didn't get you one.

I had to whisper so my wife and children wouldn't hear

>>19112
and thats how I became the Prince of foul air!

>>19112
are yuo jewish?

>>19112
You gave me tingles bro.

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>>19112
Get one of your kids to read the next one please

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>>19112
I feel you, brother.
To where should I mail your t-shirt?

>>19151
boy she triggered you nerdy niggas good.

Johnny Nukem

>>19171
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK HOLY FUCK WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYESIGHT


JESUS LORD O MIGHTY HOW DO I UNSEE THAT

>>19171
>>19172
HOW DO I FUCKING UNHEAR IT TOO WTF

Let’s play Tub Roulette.
3 of these photos are gorgeous models but one of them is that’s for you to find out

i hate this board

>>19184
https://youtu.be/vbWGirutT6s

>>19112
I liked the ASMR. Can we get some stuff going in here that's not just degenerate porn?

>>19195

>>18908, >>18993, >>19078, >>19079, >>19081, and >>19112 are all me. My back is aching from carrying this boards wholesome posts.

>>19200

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>>19195
I agree whole heartedly. Although I'm not a big fan of ASMR it would certainly be a welcome relief from some of the aspects of degeneracy that this board has recently shown and I'm far from being a prude.

>>19200
God bless

>>19201
kek

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>>19203
Same Seabee, we need to bring back Rule #1 of no tranny sympathizers. I'm not a prude either but porno is only funny in limited doses and in the right context, it's a slippery slope. And I am not slippery looking at these tranny slopes.

Try again guys, let me unwrap a present without seeing someone's intestines coming out of their asshole, okay? (•‿•)

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>>19207
you get what you put in bitcj

>>19209
L.O.L. you need to get a job writing at Family Guy

>>19212
I wish you would stop watching that silly show and watch Sex and the City with me.

>>19196

>>19235
>shittok video
You must be 18+ to post here.

Ahegao

>>19250
Holy moly!
It’s like Ashley’s doppelgänger 
Sauce?

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>>19251
I'll give you the source but first you have to let me fart on your face. Respond with "I'm opening wide for you mommy" and then I'll give it to you.

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>the last thing you see before ashley shits on you

>>19251
Hehehe
AudreyPetite
https://9gag.com/gag/aWYALLA

>>19257
Well, it was nice knowing you guys.
I'm off to her onlyfans.

Happy Valentine's day, Ashley.
My heart beats for you.

>>19258
Enjoy, but while you're nutting I want you to remember that another man from tubgurl.com made you have an orgasm.

>>19259
disgusting

>>19258
Wait, don't go. Google "Audrey_petite on chaturbate" and watch her videos:
https://camshaip.com/videos/219661-audrey-petite-masturbating-chaturbate-cam-porn-cams-sex.html
https://www.camwhores.tv/videos/4700030/audrey-petite-anal-dildo-762c30b41a5a8ba2/

>>19260
I almost dont open these anymore because I know its some edgelord spamming gross shit.

>>19262
agreed

>>19259
/b/ might be more your speed

>>19261

>>19269
WTF
What’s wrong with her nippies?

>>19262
It was not my intention to disturb anyone.

>>19270
Wdym? Her nipples are perfect.

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>>19270
She's just yanking on them a lil bit in that pic. Bitches do be lovin to yank they nipples

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>>19274
>>19275
Heh.
Optical illusion.
I thought she had some Fd- up piercing where she can put her hand through her nipples.

>>19276
Haha, my bad. I thought we degenerates loved watching chicks pulling their tits, that's why I posted that screenshot.

>>19278
Dont be getting it titty twisted brotha we love seeing girls pulling their cute perky nips. Dont you ever apologize for posting cute naked bitches!!!!!

>>19278
Yeah man she’s the Ashley we need but not the one we deserve.
Can someone make a meme where Gordon is giving a eulogy for Harvey Dent’s funeral and replace his image with Audrey Petite.

>>19281
"... was not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed."
https://youtu.be/TaZ9UUlucNE

"doodle" tattoos ruin women's bodies. Agree or disagree?

>>19289
Agree. Doodle-like tattoos are rather pointless. I prefer a woman with a tattoo-free body.

>>19290
Spoken like a guy who is rolling in pussy.

>>19291
Get higher standards

>>19292
>get higher standards
Translation: I’ll die a virgin
Don’t judge a pornmag from its cover.

>>19291
A tattoo-free body always fetches a higher price.

>>19295
Dude, I seriously don’t care.
As long as she’s hot and decent and the tats are nice looking and below the neck IDGAF

>>19295
ALL women are like farm animals but worse

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>>19293
kek sorry pal but you couldn't be more wrong about me. But good for you that you find picrel attractive

>>19300
>have a different opinion from someone
>find an exaggerated case
>use the isolated and exaggerated case to make your point

Ashley, I’ve been a bad boy recently. I never knew anonymity would show our true colors (Negro), here’s my Valentine request from you. I hope you take my off-color (dark) humor in stride and let’s let bygones be bygones and put it all behind us (oooh…that hurts.)

>>19301
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that was an "extreme" example. I've seen plenty of girls with ugly tattoos like that. I thought based on your argumentative posts, where you insist that I must be a virgin because I find doodle tattoos unattractive, that the girl in the picture I posted must be your type. Should we just agree now that you're a fucking retard, or would you like to shift the goalposts a bit further so we can continue this conversation?

>>19306
Yes, I’m a retard If that’ll shut your retard mouth

>>19307
Glad we could agree on something then you piece of shit

>>19291
Your kids will be brown and not  yours.

>>19300
These pinterest tattoos look awful

A special announcement for a very special person

>>19318
The Duke's been smoking too much.

>>19318
later tonight

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I'm fucking obssessed with her. it's not even like a sexual thing. i just love how funny she is. every time i watch one of her videos i bust out laughing every 30 seconds. it's insane

there's no other girl in existance that is as funny or intelligent or cool as ashley. i have never found had a crush on an internet celebrity before. is this what it's like to be a justin bieber fan? 

my heart just races thinking about the day i'll be able to talk to her over the phone. know how autistic i am in real life i know i'm just gonna vomit spaghetti and be very spazzy and faggy if it ever happened.  i literally start shaking when i think about what i wanna say to her.

Bro's i think i get it. This is love. This is what those shitty teen romance movies must have been trying to get viewers to get. 

She is Edward from Twilight and i am Bella. I know i shouldn't want her so badly and yet she is all i think about. I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR IT MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE A MAN GROSS WTF.

First girl to make me understand what all the tomboy guys were creaming in their pants about. she has the perfect face shape for her hairstyle.

Anyways i love ashley. i want ashley. and i know i will never get her. and that is bullshit because girls like her simply don't exist. 

she is an anomaly. like an alien from another planet sent here to look cute and abduct my heart. and then probe my anus with her long alien fingers. it simply isn't fair that i can't date my lesbian tomboy alien pedophile racist waifu. and i'm PISSED OFF ABOUT IT TOO FRIEND.

LOVE ME ASHLEY
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1!!!1!1!


PS:
Pic related is literally me. i am a super cool and sexy male model who is a millionaire and have a big pp. but like just imagine a short fat guy with a broken down car and only owning 2 pairs of shoes. but yeah, literally the same guy as pic related other than that.

>>19321
have sex

with children and kill them

>>19321
She likes hairy meaty wet vaginas

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>>19321
She's already taken, fag. Take your short fat ass and broken car with 2 pairs of shoes and go fuck yourself, queer. That's right, this 12y/o pussy is MINES.

>>19326
Her crushes page is exclusively men. And wallabies, brown bears, and wolves.

>>19328
Ashley has explained that for romance/relationships she prefers men, but for sexual gratification she prefers tight young girls

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>>19321
>Pic related is literally me. i am a super cool and sexy male model who is a millionaire and have a big pp. but like just imagine a short fat guy with a broken down car and only owning 2 pairs of shoes. but yeah, literally the same guy as pic related other than that.

You're not me.

I'm her real crush because I can actually crush her.

>>19330
Good thing you're a werewolf and not a vampire, because you'd need to get another diabetic's blood to stay alive.

>>19321
>I know i shouldn't want her so badly and yet she is all i think about. 
When I think about Ash I usually wonder if she's shat today or not. Sometimes I wonder if we're shitting at the same time.

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>>19336
top fucking kek

>>19338
you know at some point in the last 25 years it had to have happened. Mmm. Just the thought of our two assholes opening up at the same time, even though we're miles apart... delightful. I've been taking BIG shits lately too, real stretchers.

>>19340
How many wipes until she cleans the center of her chocolate tootsie pop? 3? 4?

>tfw you just want to take a girl to Olive Garden but you can't stop thinking about all the guys she has shit at the same time with

Hello Ashley Jones.

 My name is Thomas and I luv watching ur videos.
I drawded a valentines card 4 U

 Love Thomas 
age 8
Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

>>19348
Hey Thomas age 8, I can show you something thats a loooot more fun than drawing ahah! ;)

>>19320
theyre doing this together right now :(

>>19320
Heh. Nice

>>19351
Ashley is literally right now making this noise

>>19348
Hey thomas can you draw your asshole next?

>>19321
Sometimes I get the feeling that half of the anon posts here are by Ashley herself trying to lick her own clit.

>>19286
Kek! Sweet. I somehow missed seeing this sooner.

>>18915
Kevin luuvvs Taz
Yaaay!

>>19378

>>19512
Ashley loves tribbing

>>19695
Mashallah

>>19512
That sounds very realistic to what a men sounds like when moaning or having an orgasm. This looks and sounds real.

>>36760
I said the same thing when I saw Saving Private Ryan for the first time

>>36767
What does saving private ryan have anything to do? saving private ryan Is a film. You ladies have absolutely no idea how men really are.

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Dear Ashley,

We, the tubbies, would like to dedicate this Christmas Card to you.

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Did you get anything for Christmas Ashley?

>>38178
Yes, a murderous desire to consume meat, judging from her latest recipe. For shame!

>>38181
I've lost all respect for her.

>>38183
Uh oh!

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>>38119
Thank you, all 7 of you. I had no idea that Gary Busey was my friend until I read this card. It makes sense that Chester and Jeff E. Epstein are pictured next to each other in this card. Chester's sack is looking full as always. Downs syndrome Duke Nukem and friends is truly a reflection of the state of this board. And Ronald, how nice that I signed he signed this card. Thank you all for the card, Chester and Duke Nukem are my favorites.

>>38178
Of course, I received video games like a 10 year old. I also received VHS tapes. But nothing from any of you, you ingrates. I even checked my Monero wallet and email before posting this, and the only thing in there is cobwebs. Picrel is you people saving money from ewhoers.

>>38186
ok unc

>>38186
>Of course, I received video games like a 10 year old. I also received VHS tapes. But nothing from any of you, you ingrates. I even checked my Monero wallet and email before posting this, and the only thing in there is cobwebs. Picrel is you people saving money from ewhoers.
What games did you get?

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>>38186
I would have gotten you a Panda Express gift card but I only support decentralized, open-source Chinese restaurants.

>>38207
A true patriotic American.

>>38186
>Picrel is you people saving money from ewhoers.
OnlyFans?

>>38186
>you people
woah. what did you exactly mean by that, huh?

>>38229
"you people" always means blacks without having to say it

>>38231
I think anon meant (You) people. That makes sense considering (You) people are n­­iggers

I've wonder why Ashley finds Sam Hyde to be annoying, given their sense of humour is (or, was) the same.

>>38236
I think most people find him to be annoying including myself. He isn't very funny, his humor too cold to the point where its not even funny even if you tried laughing. The only way to find him funny is by making fun of his jokes and laughing at him. Sam Hyde is funny in the sense that you aren't laughing with him at his jokes but rather at him. Maybe Ashley finds him annoying because shes too nice to laugh with him or at him.

>>38241
Fair enough. I'm not subscribed to his Gumroad thing or watch MDE, so I don't know if his humour gets really tiring since I've seen so few of it. I did find his videos that I have watched to be funny, the Ah Geez Dude meme, and the Ecstasy of Cars, for example.

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>>38241
The fact that you feel you have to post negatively about Sam Hyde just goes to show how influential he has become. MDE is not just Sam Hyde. There are several other members of the troupe and I think they are even more talented than Sam. If you're an actual fan of MDE, then you prefer Charls, Erick or Nick. Everyone who is anyone in that community knows that if you say you prefer Sam, you're a poser. I don't think Ashley actually has a problem with Sam Hyde. I think her issue is because someone from her old fan group started a rumor that her Sam were a thing after Sam had mentioned that he was dating a girl similar in size to Ashley and everyone just ran with it. There was even an MDE video where Sam hooked up with some Asian girl and everyone thought she was Ashley because she resembled her from the side. It all stems from another e-girl Marky who was also a fan of Ashley that sought to fuck Sam for clout and actually went through with it since they both lived near each another. A thing about Ashley is when something actually upsets her, she doesn't want anyone to know about it because she is concerned they will use it to make fun of her.

>>38248
Cool video but language was it in? Spanish? I didn't understand a thing she was saying.

>>38248
hahaha nice vid

>>38248
The fact that you didn't laud the use of the hit song "Walk With My Tits" in this video shows that you're not a true Siggas fan, aka Siggers, aka Angry Black Man, aka, DeAndre Siggers. I was around at the true genesis of Siggers, when he was known as SIGGERS on the comedy forum aspecialthing, but you don't know anything about that do you little punk ass bitch? Homosexual