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I LOVE HORSEY COCK!!!!
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bro ME TOO!!!! lets suck HORSE COCK TOGETHER!!!!!
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yup this ones sexy
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ohhhh shiiiit what's up horsey loversss!!!! got room for a real STALLION here???
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BROWN HORSES FUCKING WHITE HORSES TURN ME ON .. ..... ..
We are legion
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we do not
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horse hairs
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I want to cum inside rainbow dash
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tbh i think shes kinda cute and shes the closest horse to ashley
I almost got my entire hand bitten off by my neighbours' horse when I was a kid because I didnt flatten my hand while feeding it an apple.
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>>83
>Heh. Nothing personal, kid. Watch your fingers.
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Yesterday I saw a pig in the road so I got out of my car to try and get it out of the road and into my car if it was a farmer's pig. It started trotting up to me like it was used to people. As it got closer I realized it was hairy, which isn't that abnormal for pigs. Then I saw it had little tusks, which means it's a wild pig and can fuck you up. So I got in my car and ran over it.

Just kidding. A woman in the oncoming lane got out of her car and threw bread to get it out of the road. She said not to get too close to it because it's wild, which I knew once I saw the tusks. 

The entire rest of the day I was embarrassed because I thought she and her husband were judging me for getting too close to a wild pig, I must have looked stupid. But the pig didn't display any signs of aggression, which is why I sort of guided it off road. 

Judge me. Am I retarded? Should I feel embarrassed? Should I not have gotten out of my car to get the pig off road? Should I just have honked? But what if it was someone's pig and I just left it in the road? Maybe that's the right thing to do, because a farmer will see the pig and get it?
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You shouldn't feel embarassed, unless everyone around you is a farmer, including yourself, though most people would've probably just honked. Granted what you intended was the most morale thing, since if it wasn't wild you could have saved it from getting ran over, and given how it worked out it was saved anyway. Basically, your good intentions probably saved the pig's life in a roundabout way. If you would've honked someone else might've ran it over later, and you would'nt have learned how to spot a wild pig. Stuff like this is why ends dont justify means, good intentions often work better than people can comprehend
Anyone who says you need to be afraid of a pig should be the embarrassed ones
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>>87
I know some pigs YOU oughtta be scared of, boy
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Never had a shitty cop in my entire life. In fact, once when I was 23 I got pulled over when I was very drunk having made 3 moving violations (including driving with my headlights off for a half mile) and they let my friend in the passenger seat drive me home. That said,  if I ever get a knock at my home in the police state dystopian future we're heading for I will go full murder sui.

Also pigs cool and fun
I got pulled over once for going 40 over the speed limit on the highway and the cop didn't even ticket me. I love being white.
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>>90
That's anecdotal. They usually don't give a ticket based on someones skin color.
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>>91
I'm just joking. Honestly, to this day I still don't know how I got out of that $300 ticket. My only guess is that the officer received a serious call and didn't want to waste any time filling out the paperwork and let me go.
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>Im gon cum in yer ass, boi
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