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Hey guys, can you please help me expand my word filter? I'm going to need a LOT of suggestions to do this right and I can't do it on my own.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/foxreplace/

See pic for what I have so far and here's the json if you want to import the current list for yourself:

{
  "version": "2.1",
  "groups": [
    {
      "name": "Truth filter",
      "urls": [],
      "substitutions": [
        {
          "input": "jews",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilians",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "jewish",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "politician",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "politicians",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilians",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "trump",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "biden",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "money",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian slave currency",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "america",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian people farm",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "united states",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian people farm",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "ukraine",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian people farm",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "russia",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian people farm",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "elon musk",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "4chan",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian honeypot",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "cia",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian thugs",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "fbi",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian thugs",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "police",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian thugs",
          "caseSensitive": false
        },
        {
          "input": "cops",
          "inputType": "text",
          "output": "reptilian thugs",
          "caseSensitive": false
        }
      ],
      "html": "none",
      "enabled": true,
      "mode": "auto&manual"
    }
  ]
}
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>>9055 (OP) 
what about wall street or stock market? Im not insane so I cant come up with an appropriate reptilian word filter

>>9057
god damn, the T is making Ashton fucking huuuuge
also Ashton should have a flag
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>>9062
YAS! This took almost as long (in minutes) to make as my clit is (in inches)

does that make sense or does the hamburger faggot want to tell me to take my meds again?
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Australia > reptillian anal farm
australians > anal reptillians
meds > reptillian cummies

>>9071
DO NOT take your meds! They want you to think abstract measurement systems are incompatible. My cock is 7 hours long and there's no disputing that fact because I am soaring high beyond the corral of mathematical constraint I refuse to be bound by their vain human reasoning. The government does not exist I will not obey the IRS
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>>9074
>I will not obey the IRS
based
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>>9077
wtf bandit is based
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>>9079
kek oops
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>>9074
>I will not obey the IRS
I will go to prison
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>>9071
love is the drug, baby
stop taking your meds
you are always right
they are always against you
you should probably ___
ctrl alt dl
>>9083
once a bootlicker always a bootlicker huh?
just kidding thank you for your service
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>>9135
Actually I prefer the moniker "Dog Robber"

No need for thanks but appreciated.
I had someone at Wal-Mart the other day thank me for my service because I wore camouflaged cargo pants.
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>>9083
wtf Seabee is based

>>9173
but how did they see your legs?

get it it?!?! ...camouflaged cargo pants.... LOLMAYO
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>>9173
I was in a store once wearing my military issue lightweight Seabee jacket and a guy asked if I was in the military and I told him I was but I'm a civilian now. He literally put his arms around me and said thanks for your service. Be careful no one accuses you of stolen valor, LOL
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>>9178
I get it, heh,heh
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